me as a parent.

top six selfies of 2k14/selfies that make me feel good about myself 🎈

shaymitchell:

i cannot believe this complete stranger didn’t put me in their follow forever???

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

alexanderdavidt:

me: scott mccall is so amazing i love him 

person: well hes okay i think

me: my mom said i gotta come home right now immeadiately 

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Anonymous: Thoughts on Sterek?

:

Who?

when will i stop trying to recreate the 😄 emoji the world may never know

slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

MW