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lora-does-things:

I found it. I found the worst article ever.

i wear bug eyed sunglasses so that demon rage that boils into my eyes does it warn you of impending attack

“…Women choose comfort over style at the airport, the grocery store, or Starbucks, but what they don’t know is that all these spots are exactly the places where one might meet a potential mate…”

WOMEN??? CHOOSE COMFORT???? OVER MEN???? DRESS WAY THEY WANT TO DrESS??? NOT THINK OF MAN?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!! MUST PLEASE MY WEINER AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will wear all of these

Yet we’re supposed to swoon over guys who wear high socks with shorts. Yes this makes sense.

 MUST PLEASE MY WEINER AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

“a mate” tho jesus wept 

“what they don’t know is that all these spots are exactly the places where one might meet a potential mate”

oh we know

we just don’t give a shit